diamond hard geezers

Yesterday was the Unix Team Xmas Lunch at the very excellent Skippers Bistro in Leith with not a turkey or xmas pudding in sight. Amidst the jolly banter one fact seems to have remain lodged in my brain this morning; that Tony and I share an equal appreciation of Ronseal (Does exactly what it says on the tin) products and in particular the Diamond Hard Coloured Varnish range of interior wood products. Tony sadly still persists in sanding the floors himself whilst I opt to employ a contractor for this task. One thing on which we are both in total agreement though is to never follow the manufacturer's advice to sand down the penultimate coat of Diamond Hard Clear Floor Varnish with 240 grade abrasive paper. Just don't go there or associate with people who do!